i tore down my shed today and found a family of turtles living underneath. i am going to love them like a father.

i tore down my shed today and found a family of turtles living underneath. i am going to love them like a father.

What I Discovered In Highschool That;S Weird In Retrospect, Was The Kids Who I Hung Out With Regularly Were Considered “Cool Kids” By The Student Body At Large. And I Didn’t Understand How I Hung Out With “Cool Kids”

Knifeandlighter: What I Discovered In Highschool That;S Weird In Retrospect, Was The Kids Who I Hung Out With Regularly Were Considered “Cool Kids” By The Student Body At Large. And I Didn’t Understand How I Hung Out With “Cool Kids” Thinking

Bazuso: Because Y’all Don’t See My Face Enough As It Is Brandon You Look Like Mac

Thundraga: Hi Im Alive This Picture Is So Goddamn Funny To Me.

Whataburger Is Great Because You Can Get Country Gravy At 1 A.m Like The Doughy Piece Of Shit You Are.

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Hirakumblr: Odinsblog: Sandra Bland Was Stopped Friday By Authorities In Waller County, Texas For A Traffic Violation. In A Video Of Her Arrest, While Being Forcibly Held Face Down, Ms. Bland Can Clearly Be Heard Saying To The Officer, “You Just Slammed

Asenshi: I Would Walk 500 Miles For Some Ass.

Alright. Im Going To Work. Fuck All Y’all.

My Keurig Got Unplugged So I Cant Have My After Work Cup Of Coffee And I Just Wish I Was Dead And My Whole Goddamn Day Is Off Track Fuck.