It’s always been a fantasy of mine that the ups lady would show up and instead of a package shed have the box chest level and when I opened it her titties would be there and I’d be like “rad”

It’s always been a fantasy of mine that the ups lady would show up and instead of a package shed have the box chest level and when I opened it her titties would be there and I’d be like “rad”

The Only Good Part About Being Awake This Early Is Eating Breakfast.

I Just Need A Girl Who Wants To Lounge Around Half Naked All Day.

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Cigarettes Are My Only Friend.

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Gonna Drink This Entire Bottle Of Apple Crown, Cry A Lot, Make Some Real Bad Decisions, And More Or Less Just Be A Real Good Time.

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