theimmortalironfists: #‘let me tell you where else this ship will fit if you don’t shut your face spock’

theimmortalironfists: #‘let me tell you where else this ship will fit if you don’t shut your face spock’

I Wanna Piss On Your Tits

Sebstermoran

Goodbye

Meladoodle: Meladoodle: Meladoodle: Someone Once Called Me A Shameless Self Promoter.. Me?? Melanie Meladoodle??? Meladoodle.tumblr.com? Reblogging So Everyone Can See How Shocked I Am! Me… Melanie Meladoodle. Me? Meladoodle?

Emorynoakes: “I Have Visited Lairs, Burrows And Nests Across Five Continents, Observed The Curious Habits Of Magical Beasts In A Hundred Countries, Witnessed Their Powers, Gained Their Trust And, On Occasion, Beaten Them Off With My Travelling Kettle.”

Behind-My-Empty-Eyes: I Am Conducting A Scientific Study On What Houses People Are In. Reblog This Post If You Are Proud To Be A Slytherin. (Ravenclaws Reblog This, Gryffindors Reblog This, And Hufflepuffs Reblog This)

Les Mis Au → Everyone Is A Squirrel

What If Hannibal Told Lame Jokes Instead Of Implying Cannibalism?

Samwiseg: I Am Your King. Well I Didn’t Vote For You. You Don’t Vote For Kings.

Pentecosting: 5/∞

Trigger Warning

Sometimes I Just Want To Curl Up Inside My Own Private Feelings For Certain Characters

hurthappy iWantToFuckHer