Proto Porn

dorkyalfred: I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges into your room] MY BONES  [punches your in the face] ENOUGH [pulls shirt off] TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW [yodels] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE [aggressively twerks] TO THE NEW

dorkyalfred: I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges into your room] MY BONES  [punches your in the face] ENOUGH [pulls shirt off] TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW [yodels] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE [aggressively twerks] TO THE NEW

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

dorkyalfred:  I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges

Time-Travelingbananas: Cunicular: New Zealand Is The Worst With Ridiculous Puns Seriously We Can’t Help Ourselves We Have A Town Called Bulls And Everytime We Drive Through There I Just Oh God, We’re In Bulls…Whybulls Jesus Christ Are You Fucking

Time-Travelingbananas:  Cunicular:  New Zealand Is The Worst With Ridiculous Puns

That Dog Just Ain't Gonna Hunt

That Dog Just Ain't Gonna Hunt

Somnulentia: Favorite Movies: Despicable Me (2010)&Amp;Ldquo;One Big Unicorn, Strong And Free, Thought He Was Happy As He Could Be. Then Three Little Kittens Came Around And Turned His Whole Life Upside Down. They Made Him Laugh, They Made Him Cry. He Never

Somnulentia:  Favorite Movies: Despicable Me (2010)&Amp;Ldquo;One Big Unicorn, Strong

Grievous Bodily Calm

Grievous Bodily Calm

My Mind Is Telling Me No And My Budget My Budget Is Also Telling Me No

 My Mind Is Telling Me No And My Budget My Budget Is Also Telling Me No

Twatswag: I Have To Be Funny Because Being Hot Is Not An Option

Twatswag:  I Have To Be Funny Because Being Hot Is Not An Option

Dontgigglesherlock: Thorin, The Literal Purpose Of Your Journey Is To Find An Invisible Door

Dontgigglesherlock:  Thorin, The Literal Purpose Of Your Journey Is To Find An Invisible

Nano Tomorrow, I Am So Nervous, I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Planned Enough, I Just Have Vague Ideas, Can You Go With Vague Ideas? &Amp;Hellip; On A Less Terrifying Note, I Can Crochet I Did It, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Doing It! I Can Do It. Yes

Nano Tomorrow, I Am So Nervous, I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Planned Enough, I Just Have Vague

Thecakebar: Healthy And Delicious Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread  Applesauce Used Instead Of Oil Or Butter

Thecakebar:  Healthy And Delicious Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bread  Applesauce Used

I Remade!

I Remade!

Moochusrex: Albusremus Replied To Your Photo: Oh Steve Sometimes You Sum Up My Thoughts Ever So… Omg It Looks Like You’re Saying It About Me Tho Not Everything Is About You Lauren Jesus. Some Things Are To You. 

Moochusrex:  Albusremus Replied To Your Photo: Oh Steve Sometimes You Sum Up My

Moochusrex: Albusremus: Moochusrex: Albusremus Replied To Your Photo: Oh Steve Sometimes You Sum Up My Thoughts Ever So… Omg It Looks Like You’re Saying It About Me Tho Not Everything Is About You Lauren Jesus. Some Things Are To You. 

Moochusrex:  Albusremus:  Moochusrex:  Albusremus Replied To Your Photo: Oh Steve

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