Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off

Don’t break your arm jerking yourself off

Drarna: Before Blaming Others, Think: Whats The 1 Constant In All Your Failed Relationships? Its That Cursed Egyptian Amulet Why Do U Even Have That

Beyoncebeytwice: If U Go Through My Phones Call Log All You See Is My Mothers Number Over And Over

Manic Bird Energy

Curseboxes: ‘Political Correctness Kills Creativity&Amp;Rsquo; If You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Create Something Without Furthering The Oppression Of Minorities, You Aren’t A Very Creative Person.

Fuck Yeah, Alternative Hair!

A Haiku About Cleaning Rat Cages

Panic-At-The-Discount-Store: I Show Affection For My Pets By Holding Them Against Me And Whispering I Love You Repeatedly As They Struggle To Escape From My Arms

Herooak: Happy 100 Episodes Of Let’s Play Minecraft To Achievement Hunter.

Particlefucker: Dont Let Tumblr Make You Believe That -Eating Car Hubcaps Is Cool -Being An Inanimate Object Is Acceptable -Post-Avant Jazzcore Is Better Than Progressive Dreamfunk -Having A Corporeal Form Is Healthy -France Exists -Chemtrails Aren’t

I Fuckin Hate The Type Of Person Who Enters A Room When A Show Is On And Starts Talking. What The Fuck Is Wrong With You. Who The Fuck Raised You. Are You An Animal. Get Out Of My House

Drunkwario: Anon Hate From The Late 1800’S.

Sisterofthewolves: Romeo The Friendly Alexander Archipelago Wolf (Canis Lupus Ligoni) By Akshelby

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