captainjaymerica: I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

captainjaymerica: I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

Guy: Omg Ok So I Was At My Locker And I Overheard A Guy Talking About How Some Other Guy Kept Making Eye Contact With Him And The Guy Was Like “I Think He’s Gay, That’s So Fuckin Weird” And A Girl Who Was Getting Her Stuff Beside The Guy Was

Darrynek: Congratulations! Your Procrastination Has Evolved Into Full Blown Apathy!

Live-Gonzo: Thewastelandwanderer: Theduckpost: Just A Duck Feeding His Fish. No Fucking Way !!!

Worthyourweightinfanfiction: Stileinskii: Just Imagine If Dragons Replaced Birds. I Mean Small Annoying Dragons Flying Around Towns And Beaches Stealing Your Food, Big Exotic Dragons Living In Remote Places, Friendly Dragons, Fierce Dragons, Flightless

My Dad Owns Nasa

Hackerqueenskye: Elvisgal: Princess Mittens Wanted Some Of My Pancakes You Named Your Precious Little Kitty Baby Princess Mittens Goodbye Friends I Have Died From Cuteness Overload

Xsnapcrackledeathx: This Is Really Important

Don’t Break Your Arm Jerking Yourself Off

Thisyearsboy: Favourite Ladies &Amp;Gt; Nancy Downs, The Craft &Amp;Ldquo;You Know, In The Old Days, If A Witch Betrayed Her Coven They Would Kill Her.&Amp;Rdquo;

Jun06Th: Life Is Not A Song, Sweetling. Someday You May Learn That, To Your Sorrow.

I Hauve Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

I ❤️ Hole

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