frozen-lobster: “Alright, I’ll just be going on my way… Awahhhaaaha”

frozen-lobster: “Alright, I’ll just be going on my way… Awahhhaaaha”

Let's Go Somewhere And Never Come Back

Koolaidicecubes: She Don’t Even Care Bout That War No More… She Ready

Dadfckr: My Mom Uses Ellipses At The End Of All Her Texts So Naturally I Made This Shortcut On Her Phone

Lyxdelsic: Gender Pronouns Dont Apply To Me Please Refer To Me As “Your Majesty”

Moniquill: Convivialwhim: I Said I Was Going To Draw I Said I Was Going To Draw It Didn’t Happen A Novel I Said I Was Going To Write I Said I Was Going To Write It Didn’t Happen Not A Novel

I Am Just A Little Clown

- So How Should We Pass The Time? - By Putting One Foot In Front Of The Other. - It’s Going To Be A Very Dull Walk.

Thorxndor: Since I’m 18 Now I Had To Call The Hospital Myself To Get Test Results And I Was Simply Planning On Saying That I Had A Blood Test Last Week And If I Could Get The Results Back But When The Woman Answered I Said “I Want My Blood Back”

“It’s Yours.”

Myherocomplex: Aleksandarhohenberg: Queen Elizabeth Wasnt Allowed To Climb Stairs By Herself Growing Up So When She Became Queen She Ran Up And Down The Stairs Because No One Could Stop Her I Don’t Even Care If It’s True It Should Be

Bird Law Dot Tumblr Dot Com

Lace-Me-Tighter: This Is So Modern, Yet Historically Inspired. I Love It.

Altdudesgonewild AmandaCerny