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- So how should we pass the time? - By putting one foot in front of the other. - It’s going to be a very dull walk.

- So how should we pass the time? - By putting one foot in front of the other. - It’s going to be a very dull walk.

 - So how should we pass the time? - By putting one foot in front of the other. -

Thorxndor: Since I’m 18 Now I Had To Call The Hospital Myself To Get Test Results And I Was Simply Planning On Saying That I Had A Blood Test Last Week And If I Could Get The Results Back But When The Woman Answered I Said “I Want My Blood Back”

Thorxndor:  Since I’m 18 Now I Had To Call The Hospital Myself To Get Test Results

 “It’s Yours.”

  “It’s Yours.”

Myherocomplex: Aleksandarhohenberg: Queen Elizabeth Wasnt Allowed To Climb Stairs By Herself Growing Up So When She Became Queen She Ran Up And Down The Stairs Because No One Could Stop Her I Don’t Even Care If It’s True It Should Be

Myherocomplex:  Aleksandarhohenberg:  Queen Elizabeth Wasnt Allowed To Climb Stairs

Bird Law Dot Tumblr Dot Com

Bird Law Dot Tumblr Dot Com

Lace-Me-Tighter: This Is So Modern, Yet Historically Inspired. I Love It. 

Lace-Me-Tighter:  This Is So Modern, Yet Historically Inspired. I Love It. 

Jibblyuniverse: Whothehellishistorymiss: Eggsac: Nat Telling Steve “You’ll Never Find Him He’s A Ghost” And Then The Best Assassin In The World Conspicuously Blows Up A Car, Causes A Pileup, And Destroys Half Of Dc God Bucky It’s Like You

Jibblyuniverse:  Whothehellishistorymiss:  Eggsac:  Nat Telling Steve “You’ll

Yeffyaboyuice: Do You Ever Just Hate Someone So Much That Whenever They Do Literally Anything You’re Like

Yeffyaboyuice:  Do You Ever Just Hate Someone So Much That Whenever They Do Literally

And What Of My Wrath?

And What Of My Wrath?

Kickingcones: Uranus Is Always Enough. ..This Joke….I Didn’t Plan-Et Well…

Kickingcones:  Uranus Is Always Enough. ..This Joke….I Didn’t Plan-Et Well…

Prettydrones: Modern Romance

Prettydrones:  Modern Romance

Immaplatypus: Viva-La-Fat: I Wanna Punch My Computer Why All These Things With Dreamworks Better Than Disney/Pixar????? Don’t Even With Me, When You Try To Tell Me That Shit I Point To Dw’s Latest Fuck Up Turbo And Pixar’s Only Miss Cars 2 

Immaplatypus:  Viva-La-Fat:  I Wanna Punch My Computer Why All These Things With

Watch The Flames Burn Auburn

Watch The Flames Burn Auburn

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