Someone bring me tomato soup, please. I’m in pain. Although, I’m going to go see the doctors around 2:00 PM to see what’s going on with me.

Someone bring me tomato soup, please. I’m in pain. Although, I’m going to go see the doctors around 2:00 PM to see what’s going on with me.

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