Me to a friend: Sure I can make you tear away suit pants. Just bring over some old pants and we can figure out where to cut them and place the bits of Velcro. Other friend: Why are you cutting his pants off?!? Me: Friends help friends strip faster!!

Me to a friend: Sure I can make you tear away suit pants. Just bring over some old pants and we can figure out where to cut them and place the bits of Velcro. Other friend: Why are you cutting his pants off?!? Me: Friends help friends strip faster!!

Designedtoseduce: K969: Burlesque ~ Empire Strips Back Hate How I Like This…

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Craziejay: Superdave90: I Want This. I Want My Little To Come Up To Me Carrying Whatever Story I May Be Reading Her. I Want Her To Hop In My Lap And Hand Me The Book And Beg Me To Read To Her. She Wouldn’t Need To Beg Of Course. I Would Love Reading

Thephotogfeminist: &Amp;Ldquo;Losing Your Virginity&Amp;Rdquo; Will Henceforth Be Called &Amp;Ldquo;Your Sexual Debut.&Amp;Rdquo; Because You’re Not Fucking Losing Anything.

Ramblings?? .....Yeah...let's Go With That... :)

Guys I'm Going To Disneyland This Week And I'm Going To Ask Captain America If He Fondues

Please Reblog If You Think Nudity Isnt Porn

Harley Daddy

Neck Kissing Is Honestly The Hottest, Most Seductive Thing Anybody Could Ever Do To Me. If You Kiss My Neck, If You Playfully Bite My Neck, If Your Tongue Touches My Neck I Will Melt In Your Fingertips.

Hetheswitch: Watercol0R-Thoughts: Fullbearded-Alchemist: Http://Sadyna.deviantart.com Holy Shit Sam Look At This Holy Crap! …I Want To Have A Disney Game Now.

Songoharotto: Ghostanswers: Fuck Yes There’s ‘Black Comedy’ And Then There’s MAS*H.

K969: Burlesque ~ Miss Miranda

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