oldeststoryintheuniverse: sfmfm: that-weird-mexicore-girl: American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class. “Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

oldeststoryintheuniverse: sfmfm: that-weird-mexicore-girl: American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class. “Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

The Mind Of A Dominant Man

Singarequiem: Okay But Which Region Of Thedas Would Make The Best Sex Toys? Cause They Gotta Exist. Who Makes The Most Beautiful Wooden Dildos? Who Has The Best Strap On Harnesses? What Leather Is The Best?

Ginkgocrown: I Was Joking At First When I Was Like “I’m Playing Da:i To Fuck Iron Bull” But Then I Actually Met Him And I’m In Love. 😍

Romancing Iron Bull

Allons-Y!

At The Best Bad Porn Panel!!! Let’s Do This!!!!!! Little Squad Up!!!!!

&Amp;Ldquo;Ell Pistoned His Honey, Ketchup, Mustard, Olive Oil Covered Red Skinned Man Member Into Lites Mayo Covered Love Catacomb.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Oh No Life The Chocolate In Your Mouth Is Getting All In My Penis Hole! And Your Ripping My Red Skinned Man! Watch Those Teeth!&Amp;Rdquo; -Bad Fanfic Panels

“Ell Put His Moth On Lite’s Penis So To Not Miss Any Tastey Lite Juice!! It Was The Most Carmeley Juicey Carrot Cake. Once He Had Finished Taking In All Of Life’s Juice All Turned To Cut Them The Watermelon.” -Bad Fanfic Panel

“In The Nearby Melon Covered In Man Juices” - Bad Fanfic Panels Point: I Wish This Was So Fucked Up Just Because I’m Drunk. It Is Literally Just That Bad….

Oh No!!!!!! Time To Break Out &Amp;Ldquo;My Immortal!&Amp;Rdquo; This Is Only Going Downhill/Awesome From Here!!!! Dear God!!!!!!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Only A Tiny Bit Sorry For The Spam Of Live Blog Of The Bad Fanfic&Amp;Hellip;.. Drunk Little Squad Is On The Loose With @Sinniesweetie Who Is Making Confettie!!!!!

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