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This sounds like me. Fuck socially lazy sloth, I’m the sexually lazy sloth.

This sounds like me. Fuck socially lazy sloth, I’m the sexually lazy sloth.

This sounds like me. Fuck socially lazy sloth, I’m the sexually lazy sloth.

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Makkiee: :)

Chainsawmascara: I Assume A Sagittarian Rigged This. You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Assumed Correctly.  Because I Would Totally Do Something Like This If I Had The Manpower.

Chainsawmascara: I Assume A Sagittarian Rigged This. You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Assumed Correctly.

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Cupcakedinosaur: Donna I Just Fell Over Loling This Is The Most Ridiculous Thing

When The Act Is Black You'll Remember Me.: Dear America.

When The Act Is Black You'll Remember Me.: Dear America.

Followers, Please Hear Me Out For A Moment:

Followers, Please Hear Me Out For A Moment:

I Just Remembered That I Have A Batman Stand Up.  Ohhh Ideas.

I Just Remembered That I Have A Batman Stand Up.  Ohhh Ideas.

Someonecanloveyouforever: Omg Bandit I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Be Creepy And Put Up Pictures Of Other People&Amp;Rsquo;S Kids, But I Fucking Love This Child.  I Hope I Can Spawn Someone Half As Cute As This Munchkin.

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I Feel Like Tumblr Has Become The Voice Of Libya Right Now.

I Feel Like Tumblr Has Become The Voice Of Libya Right Now.

I Want To Be Best Friends With An Anteater.

I Want To Be Best Friends With An Anteater.

Woke Up And Promptly Turned On This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

Woke Up And Promptly Turned On This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

Is It Bad That I&Amp;Rsquo;M Reblogging This Nonironically?  My Neopet Andrew Jackson Likes To Bully Others.

Is It Bad That I&Amp;Rsquo;M Reblogging This Nonironically?  My Neopet Andrew Jackson

Soggycroutons: This Is So Cute I Might Cry

Soggycroutons: This Is So Cute I Might Cry

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