halflingkima: What’s the chance of us meeting among that seven billion by the chance of the – the twenty-nine million? Well – that’s just not really a thing, but the calculation would be just like – a very, very, very small number.

halflingkima: What’s the chance of us meeting among that seven billion by the chance of the – the twenty-nine million? Well – that’s just not really a thing, but the calculation would be just like – a very, very, very small number.

Thecopyleftist:“Why Would You Unalone Me By Surprise And Think That’d Be Fun For Me?” –Please Like Me 402

Alecblushed: I’ve Decided To Do Internet Dating.

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Dailypleaselikeme:wait. Arnold, Are You Having A Bad Day? Claire’s Having A Bad Day.what Are You Saying?Today’s The Day. Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To Cardboard Metropolis!

Dailypleaselikeme:oh God, I’ve Made A Mistake. I Mean, A Moment Ago I Thought This Was Beautiful. But Seeing You Here Now Has Made Me Realize That Perhaps It’s Like A Bit Much.

Rossbarton:requested By Anon

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Adayinthelesbianlife: Still Burning

Acoolguy: Slumbermancer: Oh Check This Out Lol [Sends You To Goblin Zone.] Thanks For The Free Ride Home

Strawberryjehan: Me, Whispering Softly At The Edge Of A Forest: Hozier, Bro, I Need Your Advice For A Romantic Date With My Girlfriend Hozier, Appearing Out Of The Mist: Oh, Take Her To An Empty Field And Lie On The Ground Until You Decompose And Get

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// Shall We Cross This Sparkling Galaxy?

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