Unlike Tom Felton, I didn’t have shitty luck with the sorting. o/ Slytherin. \o

Unlike Tom Felton, I didn’t have shitty luck with the sorting. o/ Slytherin. \o

Things That Would Be Nice At 4 Am

Reblog If You Think Your Voice Is Unattractive.

Dear People Whose First Language Is Not English,

Benwinstagram:me Flirting With Boys: Mean As Fuck, Borderline InsultingMe Flirting With Girls: You’re Perfect Beautiful Smart I Love You So Funny Wow Me Flirting With Girls: Even Fucking Worse Than With Boys

Oh. My. Fucking. God.dumbfuckery Ahead, Major Dumbfuckery.so. Oh God How Do I Even Say This Without Being Offensive. Work Related. Again.so, The Client Has Made Demands That We Need To Fix A Program In Case It Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Installed Properly, And That

Yama-Goku:i Know A Lot Of People Are Gonna Be Grossed Out By This But This Is The Realest Shit Ive Ever Drawn

Thechronicferuchemist:uterus, I Do Not Understand Your Need To Have A Baby. We Cannot Afford A Baby. I Do Not Want A Baby. Hell You Wouldn’t Even Be Happy If We Had A Baby. I Find These Temper Tantrums You Throw Every Month We Don’t Have A Baby Absolutely

Amoying:im Happiest When Left Alone With Internet Connection And Food

Achillesvevo:i Went Off Today Bc For Some Reason People Keep Harassing Me About Whether I’ll Adopt Or Use A Surrogate And I’m Like “Neither I Don’t Want Kids.” Then They Get Butt Hurt About It.

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Firstladymisha: Alt-J: Why Is James Spelled With An S. Why Is It Plural. More Than 1 Jame. How Many James.

Life Is Good Right Now.energy Drinks? Check.ro? Check.awesome Music On Repeat? Check.screw Going Outside. 8D

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