blackgirlvevo: Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

blackgirlvevo: Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

Don’t Psychoanalyze

Don't Be A Pansy ✿

Grawly: Inabasket: Last Year For Easter, We Got These Cool Egg Decorating Kits, With Markers, Stickers, Stencils Etc. I Was Trying To Do An Elaborate Floral Pattern On My Eggs, But The Stencil Kept Slipping. I Got Reeeeally Distraught. More Distraught

Tomfletcherscats: I Love When My Preschoolers Pretend To Be Talking On The Phone Bc If U Leave Them To Their Own Devices And Observe They Just Start Saying Things They’ve Heard Adults Say Into The Phone Like “Hello I Have An Appointment, I’d Like

My Heart's Just Teeming With Wtf

Sixpenceee: Couldn’t Agree More.

Futao: This Movie Tho

Princesoftheworld

Heterosexualvolcano: Just-Shower-Thoughts: So I Just Learned Ejaculation Comes Out At 27Mph. That Makes It Illegal In A School Zone. There Are Other Reasons Ejaculation Isn’t Generally Accepted In School Zones, But Sure

Wish Us Luck .

I Work At A Swim School And We Occasionally Have Birthday Parties. I Over Hear A Conversation One Of The Kids Had With Their Mom

Queen-Of-Fallen-Angels: Laissezferre: Faewithoutconsequence: Cloaga: I Love That Charles Dickens Got Paid By The Word. Like I Cant Even Be Mad When He’s Boring And Long-Winded Bc I Would Do Xactly The Same??? I Wouldnt Use Contractions Or Colours

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