don't be a pansy ✿

don't be a pansy ✿

Grawly: Inabasket: Last Year For Easter, We Got These Cool Egg Decorating Kits, With Markers, Stickers, Stencils Etc. I Was Trying To Do An Elaborate Floral Pattern On My Eggs, But The Stencil Kept Slipping. I Got Reeeeally Distraught. More Distraught

Tomfletcherscats: I Love When My Preschoolers Pretend To Be Talking On The Phone Bc If U Leave Them To Their Own Devices And Observe They Just Start Saying Things They’ve Heard Adults Say Into The Phone Like “Hello I Have An Appointment, I’d Like

My Heart's Just Teeming With Wtf

Sixpenceee: Couldn’t Agree More.

Futao: This Movie Tho

Princesoftheworld

Heterosexualvolcano: Just-Shower-Thoughts: So I Just Learned Ejaculation Comes Out At 27Mph. That Makes It Illegal In A School Zone. There Are Other Reasons Ejaculation Isn’t Generally Accepted In School Zones, But Sure

Wish Us Luck .

I Work At A Swim School And We Occasionally Have Birthday Parties. I Over Hear A Conversation One Of The Kids Had With Their Mom

Queen-Of-Fallen-Angels: Laissezferre: Faewithoutconsequence: Cloaga: I Love That Charles Dickens Got Paid By The Word. Like I Cant Even Be Mad When He’s Boring And Long-Winded Bc I Would Do Xactly The Same??? I Wouldnt Use Contractions Or Colours

Groovymathemagician: Mattmcguigan: Garnet-Amethyst-And-Pearl: Mattmcguigan: An Important Lesson About Making Mistakes: You Can Still Get A Cookie How Does A Robot Eat A Cookie? I Think You Misunderstand Mailbot’s Intentions This Is So Cute

Brownies-And-Chai: Desi Gatherings Are So Annoying Because There Are So Many Different Names For Relatives Like Idfk If The Woman Im Hugging Is My Khala Or My Bhabi Or Kaki Or Even A Dadi Or Something It’s So Stressful

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