heterosexualvolcano: just-shower-thoughts: So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone. there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

heterosexualvolcano: just-shower-thoughts: So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone. there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

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I Work At A Swim School And We Occasionally Have Birthday Parties. I Over Hear A Conversation One Of The Kids Had With Their Mom

Queen-Of-Fallen-Angels: Laissezferre: Faewithoutconsequence: Cloaga: I Love That Charles Dickens Got Paid By The Word. Like I Cant Even Be Mad When He’s Boring And Long-Winded Bc I Would Do Xactly The Same??? I Wouldnt Use Contractions Or Colours

Groovymathemagician: Mattmcguigan: Garnet-Amethyst-And-Pearl: Mattmcguigan: An Important Lesson About Making Mistakes: You Can Still Get A Cookie How Does A Robot Eat A Cookie? I Think You Misunderstand Mailbot’s Intentions This Is So Cute

Brownies-And-Chai: Desi Gatherings Are So Annoying Because There Are So Many Different Names For Relatives Like Idfk If The Woman Im Hugging Is My Khala Or My Bhabi Or Kaki Or Even A Dadi Or Something It’s So Stressful

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Richaokh: Can’t Go Wrong!

6Fade: Hi There…

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Coolthingoftheday: In 2005, A Group Of Artists In Italy Built A Giant 200-Foot-Long Plushie Rabbit In The Countryside, And Just Left It There. It’s Been There Ever Since. (Source)

Caramelkane: You Smell Good.

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