areyhope: theerinmyballoon: 1500hp: weight loss is so weird like wheres the fat?? where did it all go??? Fun fact: you actually breath it all out because of your beta oxidation cycles breaking down the fat into usable products in glycolysis.

areyhope: theerinmyballoon: 1500hp: weight loss is so weird like wheres the fat?? where did it all go??? Fun fact: you actually breath it all out because of your beta oxidation cycles breaking down the fat into usable products in glycolysis.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Any Salad Is Caeser Salad If You Put 23 Knives In It.

Peraltiaago: Me, With Someone I Have No Interest In: Lighthearted Witty Banter, Often Perceived By Others As Flirting. Me, With Someone I’m Interested In/Actually Trying To Flirt With:

Bethanyactually: Jeff X Annie + Text Posts (11/?)

Poopcop: Mymodernmet: Colorful Cat Backpacks Feature Bubble Window For Traveling Like An Astronaut Send Your Cat To Space Jail For Being An Asshole

Jampossible!

Welcome To Pawnee

Stop

Ephemeral

Vvebkinz: Being Pregnant Sounds Terrible And I Am Not Interested

Hamelin-Born: Oh Please. Please. Please Give Me A Story About A Happy, 60+ - Year-Old Woman Who Gleefully Retired Years Ago. Who Has At Least Two Cats, And Takes An Almost Spiteful Glee In Wearing A Floppy Purple Hat. With A Big Feather. Yes, That Hat.

Ideal Relationship Progression:

Lousysharkbutt: Hes Just A Little Stressed Out

BarelyDressed Barelylegal