just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it.

just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it.

Peraltiaago: Me, With Someone I Have No Interest In: Lighthearted Witty Banter, Often Perceived By Others As Flirting. Me, With Someone I’m Interested In/Actually Trying To Flirt With:

Bethanyactually: Jeff X Annie + Text Posts (11/?)

Poopcop: Mymodernmet: Colorful Cat Backpacks Feature Bubble Window For Traveling Like An Astronaut Send Your Cat To Space Jail For Being An Asshole

Jampossible!

Welcome To Pawnee

Stop

Ephemeral

Vvebkinz: Being Pregnant Sounds Terrible And I Am Not Interested

Hamelin-Born: Oh Please. Please. Please Give Me A Story About A Happy, 60+ - Year-Old Woman Who Gleefully Retired Years Ago. Who Has At Least Two Cats, And Takes An Almost Spiteful Glee In Wearing A Floppy Purple Hat. With A Big Feather. Yes, That Hat.

Ideal Relationship Progression:

Lousysharkbutt: Hes Just A Little Stressed Out

Shining World Of The Seven Systems

Barelylegal Bathing