peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

Bethanyactually: Jeff X Annie + Text Posts (11/?)

Poopcop: Mymodernmet: Colorful Cat Backpacks Feature Bubble Window For Traveling Like An Astronaut Send Your Cat To Space Jail For Being An Asshole

Jampossible!

Welcome To Pawnee

Stop

Ephemeral

Vvebkinz: Being Pregnant Sounds Terrible And I Am Not Interested

Hamelin-Born: Oh Please. Please. Please Give Me A Story About A Happy, 60+ - Year-Old Woman Who Gleefully Retired Years Ago. Who Has At Least Two Cats, And Takes An Almost Spiteful Glee In Wearing A Floppy Purple Hat. With A Big Feather. Yes, That Hat.

Ideal Relationship Progression:

Lousysharkbutt: Hes Just A Little Stressed Out

Shining World Of The Seven Systems

Notsopolite: He Did Not Even Flinch

Bathing BathtimeGW