hamelin-born: Oh please. Please. Please give me a story about a happy, 60+ - year-old woman who gleefully retired years ago. Who has at least two cats, and takes an almost spiteful glee in wearing a floppy purple hat. With a big feather. Yes, that hat.

hamelin-born: Oh please. Please. Please give me a story about a happy, 60+ - year-old woman who gleefully retired years ago. Who has at least two cats, and takes an almost spiteful glee in wearing a floppy purple hat. With a big feather. Yes, that hat.

Ideal Relationship Progression:

Lousysharkbutt: Hes Just A Little Stressed Out

Shining World Of The Seven Systems

Notsopolite: He Did Not Even Flinch

Badwolfrise: Timelordofrassilon: Soloontherocks: Miss-Ingno: Bemusedlybespectacled: Delirieuse: Ooksaidthelibrarian: Thehappyfangirl: Oldmanyellsatcloud: Ohgodhesloose: Leupagus: Brendanadkins: Leiaorggana: Deleted Tosche Station Scene From

Hadaes: Cop: Where Were You Last Night? Shakira: At Home Sleeping Shakira’s Hips: She Was At The Club Where The Murder Took Place Shakira: Son Of A

Annaamell: Jaclcfrost: You’re Stuck Living With Your Icon For A Month Have Fun Yes, Please!

Buzzfeed: 28 Times The Internet Perfectly Understood Being A Dog Lover

Raisel-The-Riveter: Possibly My Favorite Tumblr Linguistics Thing Is The One Where You Want To All Caps A Phrase But You Leave Just The First Letter Lowercase To Demonstrate That You’ve Suddenly Been Overcome By Emotion

Zodiac Signs Listening To Music In The Car

She Knows

Fancyadance:via Arseniic

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