refurbthecat: “I’ve always wanted to have a sentient pillow filled with knives wandering around my house” -Future Cat Owner

refurbthecat: “I’ve always wanted to have a sentient pillow filled with knives wandering around my house” -Future Cat Owner

“Who’s Your Favourite Disney Princess?”

Skeletree: Hungrylikethewolfie: Inkdot: This Weekend I Was Told A Story Which, Although I’m Kind Of Ashamed To Admit It, Because Holy Shit Is It Ever Obvious, Is Kind Of Blowing My Mind. A Friend Of A Friend Won A Free Consultation With Clinton Kelly

The Un Sent 3 Foreign Women To The U.s. To Assess Gender Equality. They Were Horrified.

People Laugh When I Try To Explain Canada’s Vast Climate And Geography:

Matthew-William: Sewbergamzee: Viciouscunt: I Love This Angry Mop This Is The Grumpiest Lamb I’ve Ever Seen. @Penis-Purgatory

Butter-Bar-Bound: Disgustinganimals: This Is Not What I Ordered But It Is What I Want

Nichvlas:blue Moraine | Florent Criquet

Tall-Butt: #Dad You Are So Cool (Follow Up To This)

Iamjayse: Actualdogvines: “Who’s Your Best Friend?” Im Gonna Fuckin Cry

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Instant-Oatmeal: Isitcoldenoughforpants: Moonblossom: Amandaexmachina: Donna For The New Bbc Sherlock. I Would Watch The Hell Out Of That. Make It Happen Please. Only If Tom Is Watson Yes Please

Sciencebranchblues: Concupiscence66: Deathanddamask: “I Feel Like 2016 Is Gonna Be My Year!” David Bowie Literally Dies In The First Ten Days “Nevermind, Lol” But Look At How He Died! This Is The Most David Bowie Shit He Has Ever Done!

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