elementarymydearworld: Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here’s how you can be certain I’m not the one who tried to kill you…You’re alive.

elementarymydearworld: Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here’s how you can be certain I’m not the one who tried to kill you…You’re alive.

Emptyinkbottle: If Someone Looks Uncomfortable When You Hug Them, Please Stop Hugging Them. If Someone Shuffles Away When You Stand Beside Them, Don’t Move Closer To Them Again. If Someone Shrugs Your Hand Of Their Shoulder, Don’t Fucking Put

The Music Of The Universe Plays

Luviosa: There Are A Surprising Number Of Cop Themed Text Posts Out There

Actualmomlalonde: I Love When People Randomly Follow Me Because I Assume They’ve Just Seen Something I Said And Went “Ah Yes. This Nerd Seems Particularly Strange. Let’s See What Else It Does”

Peepuddle: I Wish I Was One Of Those Girls Tht Is Like Devastatingly Beautiful Like Sure Im Pretty But I Wanna Be Like.. Make U Stop Mid Sentence Beautiful Like Once U Meet Me I Already Ruined Ur Life Beautiful

Kropotkitten: In Ma We Have A Unique System Of Measuring The Potential Impact Of Snow

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Cheese Is Basically Cocaine, According To Science

Mshellbent:tastefullyoffensive:“She Saw Us Coming To Take Them Away And Gathered Up As Many As She Could. No Weiner Dogs Were Endangered In The Making Of This Photo (She Didn’t Eat Any Of Them).” -Winnieweinerlook At The Guilty Eyes

Arielenhasarrived: Tinyfoxpup: My Cat Realised She Has A Tail “The Fuck Is This”

What Keeps The Stars Apart

From Valoir, He Thinks. Meaning To Be Strong.

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