thatsthat24: asthetikos: aquanite: Not all owl hoots are majestic… What the fUCK my life is a lie is this what they sound like You don’t say??

thatsthat24: asthetikos: aquanite: Not all owl hoots are majestic… What the fUCK my life is a lie is this what they sound like You don’t say??

Lierdumoa: Lierdumoa: Bloodpopsicles: Prokopetz: Leofdaeg: Prokopetz: Hold Up - You Mean There Are People Who Watch Fight Club And Don’t Realise That Tyler Durden Is Meant To Be Full Of Shit? I Mean, His Doctrine Of Radical Individualism Is

Fullpraxisnow: “[I]T Is Actually More Expensive To Be Poor Than Not Poor. If You Can’t Afford The First Month’s Rent And Security Deposit You Need In Order To Rent An Apartment, You May Get Stuck In An Overpriced Residential Motel. If You Don’t

Tr-Apstar: Men Are So Fuckin Weak Dude I Swear. Women Are Out There Grindin Like Nothing’s Wrong While Bleeding Out Of Their Vaginas 7 Days A Month, Cramps So Bad We Can Barely Function, Pushing A Human Out Of Our Hoohas, Taking Pills That Fuck With

Mjalti: “U Shouldn’t Use Ur Phone While It’s Charging” And Napoleon Shouldn’t Have Tried To Invade Russia During Its Frigid Winter Ok But We’re All Hellbent On Digging Our Own Private Graves Here

For Real Though Imagine A Gender Flipped Godfather

I Have Hope Or I Am Nothing

Phasered: Its Now Officially August Or, As I Like To Call It, Pre-Pre-Halloween,

Pepperf: Deductiontoseduction: Mutantkitten: Stunningpicture: I Was At A Horse Race Yesterday When Some Kid Lost His Balloon… Ascend Bye Bye Lil Sebastian Horsebot 3000! :`)

Highlyglamorous:yeah I Have Panic Attacks And Have Anxiety But Don’t Get It Twisted Im Still A Bad Bitch Who Will Hold Her Own

Gogolithicmass: Dammit-Clint: Thirsty-Mind: Stupendousmelody: When You Are One With The Music Luvs It Who Is She She Is Alondra De La Parra, A Mexican Conductor. If I Think Correctly, She Practicing Arturo Marquéz Danzón No. 2 With The

Love-Order-Chaos-Repeat: Cutecreative: Cocochampange: Floozys: Micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney Makes The Same Points As John Oliver, You Know Shit’s Gone South. This Is ‘The Villain Helps The Heroes Take Down A More Evil Villain’ Trope

Mooserattler: Jjflow: Freshrosemary: Allthelittlebeagles: Moonblossom: Mooserattler: Reblog This Picture Of Me Holding A Family Size Box Of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d Really Appreciate It. How Can I Say No To Such A Great Photo And Such A Polite

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