primordialsandstonedevice: movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

primordialsandstonedevice: movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

Enecoo: Pokemaster7: Enecoo: I Love How The Monkey From Aladdin Is Just Called “Dad” If You Translate “Abu” Are You Telling Me That He Calls The Monkey “Daddy” By Allah, Not On This Post You Don’t

Bemusedlybespectacled: So Last Week I Was Walking Downtown And A Girl Leaned Out Her Car Window And Yelled “You Look Like A Princess” And Today A Girl Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk And Said “I Love Your Socks” (They Have Birds On Them) And I

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Sherlockbringthejam: “Money Won’t Make You Happy” Yeah, Financial Stability Is Just Horrible

Coolthingoftheday: Kamenrideraqua: Coolthingoftheday: Johnathan The Tortoise In 1900, And The Same Tortoise Again In 2015. He Looks Great, What’s His Secret Dermatologists Hate Him

A-Court-Of-Pain-And-Night:thank You For Finding Her For Me

Deadcatwithaflamethrower: Girlactionfigure: “A Very Old Man Came In To My Starbucks. Halfway Through Struggling To Understand His Order Through His Thick Accent, He Noticed My Necklace. He Stopped And Said “Your Star Is Beautiful.”, And I Thanked

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Acidtrippers: Acidtrippers: Space Jam’s Birthday Is In 3 Days And It’s Gonna Be 17

Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe

Carterlys: Shuffles Away To Deal With Boner

Commander-Mahariel: Do You Ever Think About Your Otp Having Muffled, Rough Sex Against A Wall Because I Do

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