princesconsuela: heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

princesconsuela: heathicorn: am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

Gallifreyinfinite

She Knows

Peppermintgrim: Ellieptical: Trinandtonic: Mappysnappy: Quasi-Normalcy: Kerryrenaissance: Silverbellsolicitor: It Kind Of Really Confuses Me When Barbie Commercials Have Little Girls Dressing Them Up And Brushing Their Hair Like No Barbie Is Not

Dracomalfoyofficial:i Witnessed The Most Fascinating Thing Today Imo…My 4Th Grade Art Class Were Talking While They Did Their Work And One Of Them Was Like “If You Work Hard All Your Life…….It Means Nothing” And Their Response Was To All Crack

Callistawolf

Phasmascaptain: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Everything In The Universe Is Either A Potato Or Not A Potato.

Laurelhach: Using Microsoft Word Moves An Image A Mm To The Left All Text And Images Shift. Four New Pages Appear. Paragraph Breaks Form A Union. A Swarm Of Commas Buzzes At The Window. In The Distance, Sirens.

Rosiedoll

Breadmaakesyoufat: This One Time When I Was Seven I Thought That I Could Talk To Trees (Because I Had No Friends), And I Use To Sit By Them And Say Things And One Day I Was Talking To My Tree Friend Called Kevin And This Girl Went Up To Me And Said “Are

Sailorbryant: A-Fragile-Sort-Of-Anarchy: Bad News: Our Boss Locked The Keys Inside The Building. Good News: We Didn’t Have To Wait Around For A Locksmith. Bad News: My Boss Finds It Very Concerning That I Know How To Pick Locks, And Tried To Unlock

David-Stark: Kite-Of-Chromosomes: Ghostlycoos: Heart Reflection ~ Kingfisher カワセミ By Vanilla_Graph On Flickr. I Thought Those Were Its Legs. Making My Way Down Town

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