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Aximili:every Time I See Elizabeth I’s Signature I Get Absurdly Happy Cause I Just Imagine Her Signing Her Name And Doing A Little Twirly And Then Pausing And Then Adding A Few More Twirlies “Your Majesty Perhaps Thats Enough Twirls” Suggests William

Tenrose Is Life

Ayyries: Badathlete: Aren’t People Who Get Married Embarrassed At Their Wedding? I Would Be So Embarrassed At Everyone Looking At Me And Listening To Me Talk About How Much I Love The Other Person. I’m Gonna Turn To Them And Say Why Don’t You

Notdoingmywork: Marissarei: To All The Teenagers Following Me That Don’t Hear It From Their Parents: I’m Proud Of You. To All Of The Adults Following Me That Never Heard It From Their Parents: I’m Proud Of You, Too.

M00Nqueer: Ok This Is “Earring Magic Ken” Who Was Introduced In 1992 (And Discontinued Shortly Thereafter) Basically Mattel Had Done A Survey And Discovered That Girls Didn’t Think Ken Was “Cool” Enough So Someone Had The Bright Idea To Research

I Have Hope Or I Am Nothing

Chuckdrawsthings: Cycle

Shoutout To Those Who Are Trying To Get Better.

Theredpelican: We’re Literally Floating On A Tiny Planet In Fucking Space Why Are We Surrounded By Hatred And Misery. Why Can’t Everyone Just Calm The Fuck Down And Lay On Some Grass. The Sun Is A Giant Burning Orb Why Does Money Exist. Fuck Everything

The-Holocene-Epoch: I’m Gonna Cry

Dynastylnoire: Burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: Sasstrid-And-Dorkcup: Madehimsaycomfychairs: Floacist: Iwishitwas1983: I’m Crying. Lmaooooooooo The Screaming In The Beginning“Mr. Owl”“Oh Jesus Christ”“Please Don’t Give Me That Look”“Please

Thefunkyweapon: From The Science March In Boston

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