bisexualcooper: bisexualcooper:i hope lucifer is afraid of spiders so someday he has to get his tiny wife to kill one in the middle of the night when he’s getting a midnight snack even tho he’s the devil and a fckn giant to boot ok but i can’t

bisexualcooper: bisexualcooper:i hope lucifer is afraid of spiders so someday he has to get his tiny wife to kill one in the middle of the night when he’s getting a midnight snack even tho he’s the devil and a fckn giant to boot ok but i can’t

Bisexualcooper: Lucifer: Sees The Wings As Another Manipulation From His Father, Fucks Things Up With Chloe,God:

Bisexualcooper: When Lucifer And Chloe Do It For The First Time He’s Gonna Nut So Hard He’s Gonna Black Out And Think He Died For A Solid Ten Seconds And He’s Not Gonna Know Wtf Happened And She’s Gonna Be So Proud Of Herself

Tastefullyoffensive: Same. (Via Zoexrain)

To Be Hers.

Thenatsdorf:pet Fish Acts Like A Playful Puppy. [Full Video]

Marzipanandminutiae: The Thing About Millennials Who Don’t Want Kids Is I Feel Like A Lot Of Them Are Deeply On Board For Their Friends’ Kids Like I’m Among The Minority Of My Friends In Definitely For Sure Wanting Kids Someday But Each Of My

Sherlock-And-Other-Things: My Tribute To The Fall Of Vine, The Sequel Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Justasmallfluff: English-Idylls: From The 1880 Census: Occupation Of 15-Year-Old Catharine Cudney: “Does As She Pleases.” Fuck It Up Catharine

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Haimynameismaya: Goldenpoc: Exomoon: Rexpinn: Emiria: Theradicalace: Tossingtelevisions: Bitch What The Fuck What The Fuck ???!!!!?? Yo, This Guy Sold His Soul For This Or Something Holy Fuck I Feel Like I Just Watched Something Forbidden

Velvette: Me, Picking At My Skin With All Six Hands: Now Remember Kids You Should Never Squeeze Or Pick Your Acne It Increases The Likelihood Of Scarring And Spreads Oil And Bacteria From Your Fingers To Yo

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