tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot fasterthat’s so fucked up that is murder suicidebananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d

tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot fasterthat’s so fucked up that is murder suicidebananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d

Deplorabation: Sensicalabsurdities: Sheabutterlovin: Sapphiredoves: If I Mispronounce Your Name Because It Is Foreign To My Tongue, Correct Me. I Don’t Purposefully Allow The Accents Of Your Name To Fall Flat On My Tongue Like The European English

Pettyqueer: Shelovesjinyoung: And They Were Roommates Oh My God They Were Roommates…

North Node Resources

Mercwithamouth: I’ve Been Taking My Mind Off Things Lately By Imagining Tony Stark’s Reaction To Donald Trump Announcing His Candidacy For President, Which Would Almost Definitely Be Announcing His Own Candidacy Because Why Not. Iron Patriot? How

Lesbidar: God Can’t Help You Now.lucifer + Troubled Birds (Insp)

Hey Just To Make Sure Everybody Knows

Puppymother: In Grade 11 I Was On The Phone W This Boy I Wanted And I Owed Him A Favour Or Something So I Was Like “It Can Be Anything You Want” And He Was Like “Anything?” And Im Like Ya Thats What I Fuckin Said And He Goes “Can You Explain

Tastefullyoffensive: (Via Eliyudin)

To Be Hers.

Cardassiansunrise: Unmutekurloz: Phanstop: Wontforgets: Snowwanderer: Jeanqueerschtein: Kohai-San: Fuck-You-Im-Australian: Mr-Egbutt: Residentevils: When U Accidently Type Me Instead Of My Accidentally Typing “Yeha” Instead Of “Yeah”

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

Broomclosetwitches: Ventivodka: Xenaamazon: Awkward-Dark-Mori-Girl: Takealookatyourlife: Takealookatyourlife: Athena Blessed Her With The Ability To Protect Herself And Men Beheaded Her For It. That’s Actually A Really Intetesting Intpretation