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iwannapushyourdaisies:get a frenemy like jim halpert who will wrestle you in an office hallway to keep you from taking the fall and getting fired

Deernuke: Blows Kisses At Wifi Router

Reynakanes: Tfw You Listen To A Song For The First (1St) Time And You Can Already Tell It’s Gonna Be That Song That Will Haunt Your Dreams And Be The Only Thing You Listen To For The Next 3 Months And Theres Already Nothing You Can Do To Escape

Actualbpd:real Big Trauma Mood Is Crying For 5 Minutes Once Every Six Months And Then Going Back To Repressing Every Emotion

Jewlsies:goal: Being So Rich I Can Go On Random Gofundme’s And Anonymously Pay Off The Whole Thing

Nathanwurnos:favorite Friendships → Dwight And Jim (The Office)“I Miss Dwight. Congratulations Universe, You Win.”

Belovedmuerto: Lindentreeisle: Akamine-Chan: Ithelpstodream: This Was The Must Perfect Twitter Thread. I Would Love To Quote From This Thread But Everything In There Is So Deliciously Fucking Quotable. I Dunno, I’m Rather Fond Of “Most Men

Tenrose Is Life

Tastefullyoffensive: “For Those Not In North America, This Is What The Eclipse Looked Like.”- Andrew Kaczynski

New Here, Don't Mind Me

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Softdeckerstar: Me Never Shutting The Fuck Up Abt Lucifer On Fox And How Good It Is And Y’all Looking @ Ur Dash Like

Sashayed: Thewickedvega: I Don’t Get It When People Act Tough, I Don’t Understand It. To Me, When You Act Tough You’re Just Saying, “Hey! I’ve Been Though A Lot Of Horrible Stuff In My Life. And I Survived It, And Now I’m Ready To Attack

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