The creator of “Cards Against Humanity” is threatening to buy and expose US Congress members’ browsing history

The creator of “Cards Against Humanity” is threatening to buy and expose US Congress members’ browsing history

Dantequint:neptune // Sleeping At Last

Theresthetwoofusnow: Bloody Twitter.

To Be Hers.

Cocoacallalily: Candiikismet: Sushinfood: Critical-Perspective: Captainmarvel: My Mom Texted Me This Morning To Let Me Know She And My Dad Have Recently Been Adopted By This Parliament Of Overprotective Owls The Council Has Gathered. They Watch

Panicatthetheater: Like/Reblog If You’re Obsessed With A Sexy Motherfucker Who Has Ruined Your Life.

Cleereyes: Quiensecomioelpie: Thingstoshowdan: I’m In Poland And They Keep Showing This Pizza Advert And It’s Amazing. It Starts Off With Rival Pizza Makers Who Argue Over Who Has The Best Pizza And Are Driving The Customers Away Then There’s

Brainstatic:hey Remember Early Last Year When The Large Hadron Collider Overloaded And Broke Down And People Were Like “Phew Good Thing Nothing Weird Happened Like A Shift In Reality.” Maybe It’s Time To Revisit That.

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Tiptoe39: Avpdkicking: Anyone Else Live Under The Assumption That They’re Constantly Doing Something Wrong How About The Assumption That Everyone’s Just Being Polite And Any Minute Now They’re Going To Snap And Let You Know How Awful You Are

Things That Are Better Than Love:

Ruinedchildhood: We’re All Waiting @ 2017

Ohsosnarky: Wishful-Thinkment: Thatsthat24: Cumenchantress: Http://Www.news.com.au/Lifestyle/Real-Life/Sausage-Addicted-Kookaburra-Too-Fat-To-Fly/Story-E6Frflri-1225872729208 That Is The Face Of No Regrets. What People Don’t Realise Is That,

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