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Annakendrickofficial: A Shout Out To All The People Who Started Saying “Same” As A Joke Once In Awhile But Now Use It For The Most Random Things Like A Car Honking Their Horn At Another Car
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Spiritualsun: Partytilfajr: “Opposites Attract” Should Be Reserved For Like “She’s Messy And He’s Neat!” Not Like “She’s Supportive And He’s A Soul-Sucking Toxic Person!” I Have Never Reblogged Anything So Fast
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