preservable: having something halfway can hurt you way more than not having it at all

preservable: having something halfway can hurt you way more than not having it at all

Midtown120Blues: Me: Puts Sandals In My Amazon Cart Once Amazon Recommendation Gremlins: Alright Boys, This Motherfucker Likes Him Some Sandals. Lets Show Him Some God Damned Sandals

Shipsnamedenterprise: Planet Explodes Removes One Earbud What

Arianagrantifa: My Bank Account To Me When I’m Looking At My Bank Statement After A Good Weekend

Senatorgana:

Pfdiva: Darlinghogwarts: If You Don’t Love Languages, Hear Me Out: My Telugu Friend Had Been Affectionately Calling Me, A Hindi Speaker, “Gundi” For 7 Months. We Didn’t Realize Until Recently That The Word Has Two Completely Different Meanings

Softdeckerstar: Me: Ok 20 Minute Power Napme: Falls Asleep For Two Whole Ass Hours

Robotlyra: Pyreo: Bemusedlybespectacled: Fucking Christ I Am Sobbing “If The Men Find Out We Can Shapeshift, They’re Going To Tell The Church!“ I Didnt Learn Anything About Contouring But That’s Okay Her Fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With

..Heart Of Glass, Mind Of Stone

Plasticroyal:this Is Literally Your Mum At The Start Of Every Pokemon Game

Mysharona1987:When Your College Professor Decides To Act Like Jigsaw From The Saw Movies.

Thepunisher:i Have Four (4) Moods

Tv-Stitches-In-My-Eyes: I Love How The Rowdy Three Just Sat Outside Amanda’s House Like, We Wanna Adopt You But We Dont Know How

Perfect_Tits PerkierThanYouThought