tastefullyoffensive: “Did anyone see a cat around here?”

tastefullyoffensive: “Did anyone see a cat around here?”

Glenn-Rhee: Idealistic Me: I Love Slowburn Logical But Dramatic Me: Every Second These Two Characters Aren’t Together I Feel Myself Edging Closer And Closer To Death

There Is No Other Side. This Is It.

Phoenixfire-Thewizardgoddess:concept: A Dragon That Tries To Sleep On Top Of It’s Friends And Family Every Night Bc They’re It’s Greatest Treasure

Urbancatfitters: Me: [Facedown On The Floor] Listen Everything Is Totally Fine

Tinysaurus-Rex: Labrownrecluse: Kelpforestdweller: Meganecon: ?????? They Told Us About This In My Intro Biology Course? Like Apparently Being A Sphere Maximizes Your Surface Area To Volume Ratio, Which Leads To Losing Less Heat.so The Colder The

Ghostwheeze: That’s It That’s The Show

Thebadddestwolf: It Wasn’t Until The Next Day That Lucifer Realized He Still Had Chloe’s Necklace. While Stepping Over Yesterday’s Rumpled Clothes – The Ones He’d Discarded For A Couple Glorious Rounds With A Non-Shoe – He Noticed A Few

Tenrose Is Life

Priscellie: Postmodernmulticoloredcloak: Yiffmaster: This Is My Fav Bc An Actual Major Cause For The Fall Of Rome Was The Resistance Of The Wealthy To Paying Taxes Which Led To A Crumbling Of Infrastructure But Who Cares About Thaaaaat “Feminism

So Imagine This...

That-One-Irish-Idiot: Bravadopinfire: Shieldposts: Me: *Shows Basic Human Decency To Cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank You! You’re The Nicest Person Ever! Me: Are You Ok Reblog If Politeness To Retail And Service Workers Is Important To You. Honestly

She Knows

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