thismachineplaysme: showerthoughtsofficial: You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have

thismachineplaysme: showerthoughtsofficial: You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have

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Lenalightening: Tropicalfruitbabe: Doesn’t Check Bank Account Pretends Everything Is Fine

Kd2900: Hey Guys. Definitely Keep Fighting For Net Neutrality Because We Do Need It And It’s Not Official Until It Goes Through The Supreme Court But It’s Not The End Of The World. Net Neutrality Has Only Existed Since 2015.

Weavemama: Ya’ll This Cool New Site Lets You Know If A Certain Movie Or Tv Show Has Any Affiliation With Anyone Who Was Accused Of Sexual Assault. This Is Important For Those Of Us Who Are Passionate About Not Supporting Work That Associates Itself

Lbby: Evanedinger: Accordion To A Recent Survey, Replacing Words With The Names Of Musical Instruments In A Sentence Often Goes Undetected. Im So Fucking Angry

Lulucute:if You Know Someone With Pisces, Taurus, Libra, Aries Sun Or Moon The Way To Comfort Them Is By Touching. Like You Can Sit Silently With Them And Just Hold Their Hand Or Touch Them And They Will Be Happy And Content. It’s Super Cute And Sweet.

Thetownwitch: Just Girly Things: Not Being Able To Determine If A Man Is Being Nice To You Because He’s Sincere And Views You As An Autonomous Human Being Or If He’s Being Nice To You Because He Views You As A Conquerable Object

Obstinate-Nocturna: Lesbianshepard: Lesbianshepard: Since Those Old Christmas Movies Are The Next Big Meme I Want To Say That These Two Had The Catchiest Song Out Of All Those Movies A Classic Look These Songs Were My Fuckig Jam When I Was A Kid And

Shutupmeaghan:at This Moment, Our Audio Recorder Pick Up What Sounds Like A Voice Saying “Ryan This Is Bullshit And You Know It”

Runawaymarbles: Seattle’s New Mayor Is A Lesbian Who Is Getting Sworn In In November Instead Of January Because The Old Mayor Has To Resign Because It Turns Out He Has Sexually Abused At Least 4 Underage Boyscurrently Winning The Race For Sheriff Is

Blindlamar: I Feel Like This Could Be Anything. Take Your Meds. Flip Off That Asshole. Be Unapologetically Loud And Brash. Love With Your Whole Being.

Prettyboyshyflizzy: Stele3: Coolyo294: Tonight We Will Eat At Samsung Samsung Is Out Here Ending Lives. How Can I Get One Of These Corporate Twitter Jobs Lol

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