durbikins: durbikins: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am… going back for more olive

durbikins: durbikins: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am… going back for more olive

Straw6Erry: Hey Im Curious… Tag This With What Pet Name Youd Want Your Lover To Call U Most. Baby Or Sweetheart Etc

Imperatorcorleone: Q-Shinji: Remember When Dash Drama Looked Like This

Stimmystuffs: Me: I’m Feeling Very Keanu #15 Today :( My Therapist: For The Last Time. I Want To Help You But I Have No Idea What That Means

Maxiesatanofficial: Maxiesatanofficial: It’s Been Very Rainy Lately Which I Appreciate Because I’m A Tremendous Slut For Precipitation I’m Going To Fuck The Abstract Concept Of The Way Neon And Streetlights Shine In The Rain

Jugheadjoness: 2/∞ Favourite Nick Miller Moments

Tastefullyoffensive: Owl Doesn’t Give A Hoot. [Video]

M-Lissa:

Slothicity: Thatsthat24: So Rebellious, Out Of Control 🛏 This Is The Most Accurate Portrayal Of Sleep I Have Ever Seen In My Life

Scorpioh No

Amuzed1: 😂😂😂😂 Now I Need Both Of These Things To Happen.

Ofgeography:

Parisianqueen: During The Most Poor And Homeless Period Of My Life, I Had A Lot Of People Get Angry With Me Because I Spent $25 On Bath And Body Works Candles During A Sale. They Couldn’t Comprehend Why The Hell I Would Do That When I Had Been Fighting

xsmallgirls xxxassist