an-android-in-a-tutu: halleregina: William Shakespeare was a bisexual kid from a town a hundred miles outside London with the equivalent of a high school education who knocked up a 26-year-old out of wedlock when he was 18 and he wrote 37 plays and 154

an-android-in-a-tutu: halleregina: William Shakespeare was a bisexual kid from a town a hundred miles outside London with the equivalent of a high school education who knocked up a 26-year-old out of wedlock when he was 18 and he wrote 37 plays and 154

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Tiptoe39: Avpdkicking: Anyone Else Live Under The Assumption That They’re Constantly Doing Something Wrong How About The Assumption That Everyone’s Just Being Polite And Any Minute Now They’re Going To Snap And Let You Know How Awful You Are

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