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Emeraldsage98: Missing-Merlin: My Life Is Complete I Can Feel The Surprised Expression On The Duck’s Face. It’s Like “This Is Unexpected,”

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Notsureofanythingever: “Conservatives Have Always Had Safe Spaces. Its Called The Suburbs. Its Called Church. Its Called Social Club. Its Called The Golf Course. Its Called “Living In The Nice Part Of Town” Or “Away From The City”. When Disenfranchised

Hornqvist-Patric: Ruffaled: Friendly Reminder That The $14 Billion+ Marvel Cinematic Universe Exists Today Because In 2007, A Relatively Inexperienced, Young Producer, An Unassuming, Relatively Unknown Director And A Recovering Drug Addict/ Then-B-List

Amarguerite: I Went Out For Drinks With Some Coworkers As Tomorrow’s My Last Day At The Job, And Asked One I Didn’t Know Super Well About His Pet Rabbit “My Girlfriend Had It Since She Was A Teenager,” Said He. “It Has Kind Of A Weird Name

Clanoffelidae: Sixpenceee: “Human, I See You Are Trapped In My Butt Warming Machine.” ‘Human I Will Save You Don’t Worry’

Justlookatthosesausages:after Having 70’S Hits In Guardians Of The Galaxy Then 80’S Bops In The Sequel I Honestly Can’t Wait For The 3Rd Movie To Be Announced, Because We’ll Probably Have A 90’S Ost With, Very Probably, The Very First Shot Of

Call-Me-Bekki: “I Want To Tell You I Miss You With No Subtext. No Guilt, No Anger, No Expectation That You’ll Fix It. I Don’t Want You To Feel Bad Or To Tell Me It Will Get Better. This Is Where We Are Meant To Be Right Now – Me Apart From You,

Misstylersmith: Rose: Are You In The Mood For A Quickie?Ten: [Struggling To Breath] A Wh-What?Rose: A Quickie. You Know, One Of Those Tart Things. Ten: … Ten [Almost Having A Stroke]: It’s Pronounced Quichie!

Positiveautistic: Just A Reminder In Case Your Mind Is Playing Tricks On You Today: You Matter. You’re Important. You’re Loved. And Your Presence On This Earth Makes A Difference Whether You See It Or Not.

Daydreamswife: I Just Love Sleep So Much ……. Like U Just Close Ur Eyes And Ur Gone Bitch ………… Brain Logged The Fuck Off ……… Powerful

Uselessbodyclub: If You Are An Adult On The Receiving End Of Sexual Attention From A Minor, The Only Appropriate Response Is A Firm, Non-Negotiable “No.” Not An “I Would, But The Darn Law…” Not, “Maybe When You’re Eighteen,” A “No.”

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