amarguerite: I went out for drinks with some coworkers as tomorrow’s my last day at the job, and asked one I didn’t know super well about his pet rabbit “My girlfriend had it since she was a teenager,” said he. “It has kind of a weird name

amarguerite: I went out for drinks with some coworkers as tomorrow’s my last day at the job, and asked one I didn’t know super well about his pet rabbit “My girlfriend had it since she was a teenager,” said he. “It has kind of a weird name

Clanoffelidae: Sixpenceee: “Human, I See You Are Trapped In My Butt Warming Machine.” ‘Human I Will Save You Don’t Worry’

Justlookatthosesausages:after Having 70’S Hits In Guardians Of The Galaxy Then 80’S Bops In The Sequel I Honestly Can’t Wait For The 3Rd Movie To Be Announced, Because We’ll Probably Have A 90’S Ost With, Very Probably, The Very First Shot Of

Call-Me-Bekki: “I Want To Tell You I Miss You With No Subtext. No Guilt, No Anger, No Expectation That You’ll Fix It. I Don’t Want You To Feel Bad Or To Tell Me It Will Get Better. This Is Where We Are Meant To Be Right Now – Me Apart From You,

Misstylersmith: Rose: Are You In The Mood For A Quickie?Ten: [Struggling To Breath] A Wh-What?Rose: A Quickie. You Know, One Of Those Tart Things. Ten: … Ten [Almost Having A Stroke]: It’s Pronounced Quichie!

Positiveautistic: Just A Reminder In Case Your Mind Is Playing Tricks On You Today: You Matter. You’re Important. You’re Loved. And Your Presence On This Earth Makes A Difference Whether You See It Or Not.

Daydreamswife: I Just Love Sleep So Much ……. Like U Just Close Ur Eyes And Ur Gone Bitch ………… Brain Logged The Fuck Off ……… Powerful

Uselessbodyclub: If You Are An Adult On The Receiving End Of Sexual Attention From A Minor, The Only Appropriate Response Is A Firm, Non-Negotiable “No.” Not An “I Would, But The Darn Law…” Not, “Maybe When You’re Eighteen,” A “No.”

Lillyrosaura: There’s A Website Where You Can Learn Asl (American Sign Language) On Your Own, Free And It’s A 31 Day Program! The Woman On There, Her Name Is Rochelle Barlow, She Runs The Site And She Actually Is A Homeschool Teacher And Teaches

This Is Wild, Y'all

Be Curious. Not Judgmental.

Interstellaireylo: Souldew: Thotsasuke: I Really Want Context For This Uh Hello??? How He Drinking The Water?? Oh Fuck

Systlin: Neurodivergent-Crow: Doyoubeelieveinmagic: Ske-Lee-Ton: Doyoubeelieveinmagic: Theblazeofmemory: Actually You Know What. Just Don’t Mow. Get Rid Of Your Lawnmower. Turn Your Whole Yard Into A Wildflower Field Or An Edible Garden. Lawns

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