mjalti:I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count

mjalti:I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count

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An Actual Sinkhole Has Opened On The White House Lawn. It’s Growing

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8Hy:me, Casually: So Like…..What’s The Exact Time You Were Born?

Weheartfandom:

Draconym: Me: Now We’re Going To End The Nature Talk With A Very Big Snake– Opens Bag To Reveal A Large Ball Python Thirty Kindergartners: Screaming With Excitement Me: Yes She Is Very Big, Does Anyone Know Where Ball Pythons Are From? Kid: The

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Tundrakatiebean: Halloween-Trash: He Having A Splosh [Captions] Person Filming: There - There’s A Bigger One There, Mate. Don’t Want To Ruin Your Day Or Nothing.

Wombatking: Newtgeiszler: Jesterofthetraveler: I Agree John Mulaney Is Probably An Immortal Akin To Beings Such As Keanu Reeves And Jeff Goldblum But He’s Like A New Born Baby Immortal Who Is Looking At The Long Long Expanse Of A Lifetime He Has In

Poop-Fart-Princess: Poyzn: Animals That Are Unbelievably Awesome. Are You Kidding That Last Picture Is So Full Of Action And Drama Why Aren’t We Talking About It

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