thaibrator: If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thaibrator: If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Unknown Pleasure

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Boyy-Bait: Musicismylife120191: Rneem: I Just Died 😂😂😂

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Halfagony-Halfhope: Darcy: Confesses His Love To Elizabeth Elizabeth:

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Yoichooseno: Geometrylesbian: Smash That Mf Reblog If U Hate Pedophiles You Know That Post With The Broken Likes? If This Doesn’t Get Enough Reblogs To Crash The Icon Then I’m Fucking Rioting

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:imagine Thinking Nail Polish Is A Gendered Thing. Unnecessary Shiny Adornment Has No Gender, If Anything It’s More Crow Than Human

Creativebec: Darthtella: Thedeliriumtennants: Thetraciwho: How Does He Do It?!? Dorky Zookeeper, Then Bam! Windswept Celebrity-Tastic! Get You A Man Who Can Do Both Question Is: Which Dt Is Best Dt? The Dorky One, Or The Windswept Celebrity-Tastic

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