fartgallery: *puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

fartgallery: puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision

Roshijordan: Adulthood Is Realising No One Cares About You And The Show Must Go On

Beyonslayed:me Talking About My Celebrity Crush Who Doesn’t Even Know I Exist: Did Y’all See What My Man Did?????

Suedescripture: Intergalactic-Dorks: Intergalactic-Dorks: Its Nice That We Get To Die Someday. Imagine Being Immortal And Suddenly You Remember All The Emberassing Things You Did In The Last 2000 Years. Horrible Me, As A Vampire: Oh Geez Friend: What’s

Bunney: Not To Be Controversial But Like……. There Is Literally No Reason For Any Movie Or Show To Have A Rape Scene In It. There Is Literally No Reason To Show That To Anyone. And Before You Hit Me With The “But It Helps Bring Light To The Subject!!!!!

Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: People Talk About Women Being ‘Emotional’ And ‘Overreacting,’ But You Don’t See A Woman Making An Arch-Nemesis Out Of An Albino Whale And Obsessively Chasing It Down Like A Lunatic For 585 Pages

Loveage-Moondream:

Brie-Cheeze: Toteslegitfoxnews: Digitalpoltergeist: Sasakwapiskos: Oblivionkeeper23: What Diversity Actually Is: How Hollywood Sees Diversity: I Can’t Believe People Can Get The Point Across With Crackers. Another Way Hollywood Sees Diversity

Wackd: Neonthebright: Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: The-Mighty-Upside-Down-Pyramid: I Will Continue To Call The Creature “Frankenstein” And No Force In Heaven Or Earth Will Impede That. I Also Laughed At Him Totally Deliberately Calling Attention

Filmeditors:people Shitting On The Tomb Raider Movies Meanwhile Angie And Alicia Both Have Academy Awards And Most Male Action Stars Have Never Even Been Invited, Let Alone Nominated…. Stings Doesn’t It

Lipglosse:love Love Love! That’s All I Think About Lately

Macrolit: “A Well-Chosen Book Saves You From Everything, Including Yourself.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald (B. 24 September 1896)

Themintykid: Poseidonstrident: Stuffmikeclicked: Notglacier: You Know This Fucking Tune They Made It Into A Ringtone Because It Was Old Enough To Be Public Domain, And Nokia (I Think?) Didn’t Want To Have To Pay Royalties. … I Like The Full Version.

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