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jigglypuffsvevo:my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

When You Think You’ve Written Your Way Out Of A Plot Hole But Then...

Incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:[At The Lucas&Amp;Rsquo;S Home]Mr. Darcy: Hey Miss Elizabeth, Would You Like To Dance With Me?Elizabeth Bennet: Your Application Has Been Submitted And Is Pending Board Approval.mr. Darcy: Wait, Wha-Elizabeth Bennet: Denied.

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Penfairy: Smash That Mf Reblog Button If You Stoically Ignore All Labelled Washing Instructions And Everything Your Mama Ever Told You About Laundry And Just Send Those Bastards Hurgling Around In An Overfilled Tub To Meet Either Death Or Glory

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Elsas:this Is Still….So Funny

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Buzzfeed:17 People Who Saw A Tweet And Somehow Made It Funnier

Librabutch: Fire Signs Are Just Sexy Idiots

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Quietlyprim: Critics In 2010: Sherlock Is So Groundbreaking With The Way It Shows Sherlock’s Deductions On Screen! Blue’s Clues, 1996: