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muhyul: Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities
muhyul: Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities
Taliabobalia: Gynandromorph: There’s A Decent Amt Of Neurologists Who’ve Called The Sleep Schedules We’re Obligated To Be On Despite Flagrant Conflict With Our Natural Circadian Rhythms “Borderline Torture” And The Work Hours We’re Expected
Feministism:
Mosespussy: Short–Insomniacs: On My Bus Ride Home (I’m Going Home For Passover) There Was A Lil Old Orthodox Jewish Man And His Dog Had A Kippah And Tallis!!! So I Asked Where He Got Kippot For Dogs, And He Was Like “I Ordered It Online!! It’s
Apeulo: If You Are Reading This, Something Good Will Happen To You Very Soon, Don’t Give Up
Seventeen-O: Broccoleafveins: Don’t Leave Out Any Hard Of Hearing Children Who Come To Your Door This Halloween, Take A Minute Out Of Your Day To Learn A Few Seasonal Asl Signs! These Are Two Different Variations Of “Happy Halloween”Click Here
Thepookah: Candiikismet: Thebatfaminsta: Whitepeopletwitter: Screw It One Time My Five Year Old Sister And I Went In A Hike In The Woods And I Told Her “Now If We Come Across A Bear In Here, I Will Throw Myself In Front Of It And You Run Away!”
Feministism:
*British Accent* I Con't Sleep
I Work In A Kitchen. You Have No Idea How Many People Say 'You Look Like The Guy From Ratatouille'. Every Damn Minute.
Justiceforamydunne:this Could Be Us…
Renlybaratheon: Mandragirl: Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: I Don’t Hang Out With White Dudes Who Use Mustache Wax Anymore Bc It’s Only A Matter Of Time B4 They Fall In Love With Me And Find Out I’m Gay And Write A Song
Pussysestra: Everything *Turns Out Bad*Me:
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