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Mosespussy: Short–Insomniacs: On My Bus Ride Home (I’m Going Home For Passover) There Was A Lil Old Orthodox Jewish Man And His Dog Had A Kippah And Tallis!!! So I Asked Where He Got Kippot For Dogs, And He Was Like “I Ordered It Online!! It’s
Apeulo: If You Are Reading This, Something Good Will Happen To You Very Soon, Don’t Give Up
Seventeen-O: Broccoleafveins: Don’t Leave Out Any Hard Of Hearing Children Who Come To Your Door This Halloween, Take A Minute Out Of Your Day To Learn A Few Seasonal Asl Signs! These Are Two Different Variations Of “Happy Halloween”Click Here
Thepookah: Candiikismet: Thebatfaminsta: Whitepeopletwitter: Screw It One Time My Five Year Old Sister And I Went In A Hike In The Woods And I Told Her “Now If We Come Across A Bear In Here, I Will Throw Myself In Front Of It And You Run Away!”
Feministism:
*British Accent* I Con't Sleep
I Work In A Kitchen. You Have No Idea How Many People Say 'You Look Like The Guy From Ratatouille'. Every Damn Minute.
Justiceforamydunne:this Could Be Us…
Renlybaratheon: Mandragirl: Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: I Don’t Hang Out With White Dudes Who Use Mustache Wax Anymore Bc It’s Only A Matter Of Time B4 They Fall In Love With Me And Find Out I’m Gay And Write A Song
Pussysestra: Everything *Turns Out Bad*Me:
The Music Of The Universe Plays
It's Gonna Be Fantastic
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