kazzarole: cantriix: so a woman in class today hit a fly with a chalkboard eraser and the fly hit the floor and sir…theres been a murder…… special victims unit

kazzarole: cantriix: so a woman in class today hit a fly with a chalkboard eraser and the fly hit the floor and sir…theres been a murder…… special victims unit

Nzssa: Katy-L-Wood: Good Tweet Is Good.

Runasyoulike: 13: Oh You Know, Back In The Box. There’s Loads To See. Yaz: By Yourself? 13: Yeah, I Suppose. Translation:

Thymelord: Me: Immune System Why Do I Have A Fever Immune System: Well The Bacteria Can’t Survive Outside 37 Degrees For Long So I Thought I’d Raise The Temperature To Kill Them Off! Me: Immune System: Me: Immune System: Me: We Also Can’t Survive

Today In “Things I’m Disproportionately Emotional About”:

Neckkiss: “Fuck It” – My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions.

Lastgunfighterballad: John-Paul-Jonesing-For-Liberty: Weloveshortvideos: “Thats Alright, Its Just Yer Legs Fell Off” “Es Less Weight” “Dun’t Stop Cause Yer Leg’s Fell Off” @Lastgunfighterballad God Bless The Scots

Meanwhileinpetesworld:

Okayoverthink: Futurez:you’re Not Asking For Too Much You’re Just Asking The Wrong Person

Narramin: My Attention Span As A 10 Year Old: Reads The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy In Like Two Sittings My Attention Span Now: Checks Internet Every 10 Minutes During Important Task, Opens New Tab Of Same Site I’m Already Browsing And Got Tired Of

Annatheism:if I’m Not Supposed To Like Villainous Characters Why Are They Always The Best Dressed

Justfobtrash: Ryan And Shane In The Winchester Mansion (2018)

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