kunstzauber: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: raineydaydelib: h-brook-writes: capillaries: plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story

kunstzauber: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: raineydaydelib: h-brook-writes: capillaries: plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story

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