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ask-oncies-jizz:no offense but making your s/o laugh is literally the most gratifying thing in the fuckin universe

Legislacerator:i Can’t Believe How Many People In Their Mid-20S Are Buying The Amazon Alexa And Like Hooking It Up To Their Home Security Systems And Lights And Phone And Shit Like I Know We All Saw The 1999 Disney Channel Original Movie Smart House.

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Possiblestalker: Of Course John Mulaney Is The First Male Comedian To Have A Good #Metoo Joke.

Insomniac-Arrest: Movies About Apocalypses: It’s Every Man For Himself!! You Can’t Trust Anyone, It’s A Wasteland Of Solo Travelers And Sad Families, We’re Alone Out Here Humans Irl: Pack Bond With Strangers Pack Bond With Large Carnivores

Misstylersmith: Jenny: You’re Strong.ten: Yeahjenny: Really Strong.ten: Definitely.jenny: Almost As Strong As Mum.rose: Cackling In The Background

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Thirteenlikesgirls:number One Favorite Thing About The Doctor Who Cast Is How Catherine Tate Played One Of The Most Well Loved Characters And Was On One Of The Best Seasons Of New Who And Somehow Still Has No Idea What Doctor Who Is About

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