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hrroyalgeekness: Favorite line ever in Worst Cooks in America!

hrroyalgeekness: Favorite line ever in Worst Cooks in America!

hrroyalgeekness:  Favorite line ever in Worst Cooks in America!

Tillsunbeamsfindyou: Me Thinking About My Life:

Tillsunbeamsfindyou: Me Thinking About My Life:

Justworstcooksthings: Minor Inconvenience: *Happens* Me:

Justworstcooksthings:  Minor Inconvenience: *Happens* Me:

Justworstcooksthings: My Friends Watching Me Flirt

Justworstcooksthings:  My Friends Watching Me Flirt

Worst Cooks In America

Worst Cooks In America

Casually Obsessive

Casually Obsessive

Spaghettipup: Me: Hi How Are You? Customer: Im Returning This Me: *Slaps My Ass Loud Enough To Deafen Them* I Said How Are You

Spaghettipup: Me: Hi How Are You? Customer: Im Returning This Me: *Slaps My Ass Loud

Officialaudreykitching:‪the Soul Is Speaking Loud Today.‬

Officialaudreykitching:‪the Soul Is Speaking Loud Today.‬

Runfast-Livefearless: Thealpacalypse: Sure I Guess Sex Is Okay But Have You Ever Closed A Dozen Tabs After Finishing An Academic Paper I Got Chills Just Thinking About This

Runfast-Livefearless: Thealpacalypse: Sure I Guess Sex Is Okay But Have You Ever

Kimreesesdaughter: 🗣Some Of You Are So Attractive But Have Absolutely No Social Skills Or Knowledge Of How Getting To Know Someone Works. I Had To Dust My Twitter Off.

Kimreesesdaughter:  🗣Some Of You Are So Attractive But Have Absolutely No Social

Perspectivemax: In-The-Garage: Association-Of-Free-People: Southernsideofme: Wait For It… Witchcraft Oh

Perspectivemax: In-The-Garage:  Association-Of-Free-People:  Southernsideofme: Wait

Mjalti:the Idea That A Mermaid Would Give Up The Entire Whole Oceans And Eternal Life For A Human Man Is Propaganda

Mjalti:the Idea That A Mermaid Would Give Up The Entire Whole Oceans And Eternal

Thetygre: Octobersparrow: Mythicgeek: This Is Never Not Funny Rebloggin’ Cause That Is The Actual Look On My Face When That Happens Trying Out Passwords

Thetygre:  Octobersparrow:  Mythicgeek:  This Is Never Not Funny  Rebloggin’ Cause

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