spaghettipup: me: hi how are you? customer: im returning this me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you

spaghettipup: me: hi how are you? customer: im returning this me: slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them i said how are you

Officialaudreykitching:‪the Soul Is Speaking Loud Today.‬

Runfast-Livefearless: Thealpacalypse: Sure I Guess Sex Is Okay But Have You Ever Closed A Dozen Tabs After Finishing An Academic Paper I Got Chills Just Thinking About This

Kimreesesdaughter: 🗣Some Of You Are So Attractive But Have Absolutely No Social Skills Or Knowledge Of How Getting To Know Someone Works. I Had To Dust My Twitter Off.

Perspectivemax: In-The-Garage: Association-Of-Free-People: Southernsideofme: Wait For It… Witchcraft Oh

Mjalti:the Idea That A Mermaid Would Give Up The Entire Whole Oceans And Eternal Life For A Human Man Is Propaganda

Thetygre: Octobersparrow: Mythicgeek: This Is Never Not Funny Rebloggin’ Cause That Is The Actual Look On My Face When That Happens Trying Out Passwords

Tinyrats: “Scorpios Are Demons” This “Leos Shut The Fuck Up” That. Smh. No Sign Is Inherently Evil…The Real Problem Here Is Men. Of Any Astrological Sign. Line Em Up, Starting With The Cancers

Overblush:i Root For All Of My Mutuals Even If We Don’t Talk ❗❗ I See U An Hope Ur Doin Well An Hope Ur Achieving Ur Goals 👀👏💓

Notllorstel: //When You Want To Watch A Horror Show But You’re A Big Scaredy Cat//

Citylightsbian: Breakingisabella: Deannatroibolton: A Few Weeks Ago A 15-Year-Old Called Me “Grandma” For Being Able To Remember When The First Twilight Film Came Out, And I Still Haven’t Mentally Or Emotionally Processed This Tag The Age U Were

17Mul: Jefemightyoozaru: Thefandomdropout: God Is So Petty And Wonderful. God Said “Oh Yea? Bet” 😂

Lychgate: Phsfg: Bumbleshark: “Why Do U Like Playing As Support?” I Enjoy The Feeling Of Ppl Needing Me I Enjoy Knowing That I Can Choose Who Lives And Dies I Greatly Value Not Aiming

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